ancient australian proverb (via telescopics)
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
Best part of any show ever
Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.
wake up call
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
Realistic Urban Paintings by Nathan Walsh